Almost
correct.
You meant the other guy, but this one showed up first.
Cabinet Badges
Center stage: a suited 8-bit sprite idles, tie jittering one pixel. A pulsing badge reads "Off-Brand Executive." The status field flips on a scanline glow, unsure of its own answer every three seconds. A tiny tooltip hovering the lapel deadpans its confession right there for anyone who leans in close enough to read it.
Attract Loop
The screen warms up like a cabinet: sand backdrop, electric cyan hits on beats you can almost hear. Two-beat cadence, then the deadpan: you meant the other guy, but this one showed up first. Next card rolls in on cue — a one-frame grin, then straight back to pretending he's important.
Correct My Spelling
One switch, chunky and outlined. Throw it and the name blinks to the "right" version for a single breath — the sprite stutters with a burst of CRT static, a coin clinks somewhere off-screen, and the name snaps stubbornly back to what it always was. He smirks. The switch resets itself, same as a cabinet refusing your quarter.
Screen Furniture
Scanlines ride across the scene; highlights bloom on hover like glass over a CRT. Buttons are big, squared, and slightly misaligned in a deliberate way. Colors stay disciplined — a warm blue field, electric gold for focus, no gradients, only honest pixels and a cabinet glow that remembers the arcade air.